You have a bad attitude
With tattoos of sad girls and latitudes.
If you could mix emotions like you mix patterns
Maybe your girlfriend would delete her Tinder.
No wonder you love metal music, because your heart is all irony.
Little internet princes and princesses.
I love how pop music makes you depressive
You have Biggie Smalls and Joni M in your record collection
Secret variety swiped from the online Urban Outfitters vinyl selection.
It’s embarrassing that all the best law schools accept you
Because you prefer working at Opus discussing premium shades of royal blue.
Your internet presence is neatly curated
Complete with long lines of emojis that you’ve punctuated.
:’-( :’-( :-‘( “”“”“”“”“”“”“”“”???……………===========%$$
Wow, that’s hilarious, you are really above it all.
This sweet Apple angel had no chance
But to base all opinions on social justice blog rants.
Here’s to all my mid 90’s aesthetic loving generational voices
I’m hoping Pitchfork will encourage some better life choices.